2009

December
October 10
August 17
July 38
June 12
May 25
April 20
March 23
January 26

2008

June 51
May 36
April 57
March 64
January 65

2007

October
September
August
July
June
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February
January
or maybe it’s this one…
Sep 30th
this is my favorite picture of chaely in case anyone was...
Sep 30th
yvynyl: “What are you doin here Bill Murray?” ...
Sep 30th
me: btw why are you upset about adam duritz and his new girlfriend?
daniel: no i'm not upset! i'm not in love with him, i AM very proud of his little list tho. good for him!
he does not, i repeat, does not look like a pineapple
me: he looks a little bit like a pineapple
daniel: this is exactly what i love about our culture, btw. he's not good looking so they can't figure out why anyone would date him. in other words- according to entertainment "journalism"- if you aren't pretty you have no value as a person whatsoever
especially since pretty is a trait that lasts forever. it certainlty doesn't fade at all. god forbid you have a personality or can tell a joke or anything. i guess being the most gifted lyricist of a generation doesn't come close to making teenagers cream their panties with your smile.
so when everyone bitches about how music sucks now and art in general has lost all of its importance in our society- just remember that what you can do means little compared to the image youre selling. which, as i have said before, is all david bowie's fault.
me: wow...all that because someone on huff po said adam durtiz looked like a piece of fruit?
Sep 30th
Listen Listen
tommy sparks - dancing brb guys, gonna go dance in the shower to this song for about 20 min.
Sep 30th
(via supersonicelectronic) in memory of baby kitty
Sep 30th

things that are not sweet:

crashing hard drives unstable internet connections
Sep 30th
corey cuddlepants
Sep 29th
fuckyeahdetroit: jessicagrone: City Skyline Hoodie...
Sep 22nd
I swear to god this is the best fucking thing i’ve...
Sep 18th
me: what are you doing saturday night?
wanna come over and smoke cigarettes and talk about life?
tommy: i don't have anything going on saturday night. cigarettes and life talk sounds great.
me: awesome. then we can get drunk and call sara and make her cry.
tommy: that sounds great. then we can dress up like juggalos and spray faygo on eachother.
Sep 17th
Naptime
Sep 15th
tylercoates: For my birthday I would like to hang out with...
Sep 15th
“Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school...”
— Zach Galifianakis (via...
Sep 11th
“There is an axe in the garage…use it as you see fit.”
— my mother, after i emailed her...
Sep 9th
Listen Listen
Band B - ugly monkey a little band from a little suburban detroit town i used to live in.
Sep 9th

you pervs are in for a rude awakening

me: i'm going to start posting pictures of corey with the tag "COREY PORN"
daniel: nice
me: or maybe "corey kitten porn" and generate some more hits to my blog
daniel: i'm concerned about the type of person who thinks cat porn is something they want to see
me: didn't you tell me there was a porn star named corey kitten?
daniel: korey kitten
but she has red hair...and thus gives you the opposite of an erection
Sep 9th
why i'll say i'm from detroit
Sep 9th